The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
If you smile when no one else is around， then you really mean it.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
Death is a distant rumor to the young
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.